Total Moron

I try to make friends, I try to hard.

I make plans, no one shows.

I make a date, no one calls.

I'm still trying, but it's not working, I don't have anyone to talk to.

I'm lonely, it's been years, I feel stupid.

I don't even remember how to talk to people, I'm an exquisite example of lost hope, a total moron when playing the social game.